Weekly, and monthly astrology forecasts online and in print…not that you’re able understand any of it. Maybe you should learn to read first. Maybe you were dropped on your head as a child. It doesn’t matter. We just make this shit up anyway.*
Click on a sign, or don’t. Like we care. Besides, what does it all mean?
*Ugly Truth Astrology is a satirical take on horoscopes and astrological forecasts. Really. It’s funny. Just trust us. And yes, our attitude sucks. Get over it. Your mama.
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